Unoffendable

It’s a radical, provocative idea: We’re not entitled to get offended or stay angry.

Giving up our “right” to be offended can be one of the most freeing, healthy, stress-relieving, and encouraging things we can do.

In Unoffendable readers will find a concrete, practical way to live life with less stress. They’ll adjust their expectations to fit human nature and replace perpetual anger with refreshing humility and gratitude.

Chapters include:

- Being Unoffendable: The Ridiculous Idea
- Everyone's an Idiot but Me
- Six Billion Rings
- Artists See Things
- Bert and Ernie and Satan
- Beautiful Exceptions
- The World's Worst Bedtime Story
- Ain't You Tired?
- Reverend of the Dumpster
- Idea: Let's Punch Brant in the Face
- Atheists, Socialists, and Toast
- Anger's Fun--Except for the BOiling, Blazing, and Burning Part
- The Big Question: What About Injustice?
- This Is The Chapter About How We're Just Barely Smart Enough to Be Stupid
- Nothing Left to Lose
- And Here's the Chapter I Kept Putting Off...
- We're All Waiting for Something...That Already Happened
- On Winning--and by "Winning," I Mean, of Course, Losing
- The World's Worst Neighbor
- Imbalanced? You Better Hope So
- I Can Worship a God Like That
- Here's the Part Where I Talk About Some Danish People
- Forget Danish People--Let's Talk About Your Elbow
- And Lo, the Kingdom of God is Like a Terrible Football Team

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