A Dude's Guide to Baby Size, by Taylor Calmus, Hardcover

Talyor Calmus, the viral video star behind Dude Dad presents a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive through the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy.

Several apps and books exist for expectant parents to understand their baby's development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli, but Taylor Calmus has an issue with that. First off, your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your bab is like a hardcore little lug nug who's straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second, how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what is even a kumquat? Nope. No more. Introducing...Dude's Guide to Baby Size.

- At week nine, your little shredder has the circumference of a guitar pick
- At week twenty-four, your growing jalapeno is the size of some concession-stand nachos
- By week twenty-four, your little lopper is now the size of a sixteen-inch largemouth bass that weighs four to five pounds

This book is packed with fun facts about your growing baby, advice on how to help moms-to-be, as well as ideas and encouragement for you on your journey from Dude to Dude Dad.

Get ready for a wild ride full of maternity metaphors, gnarly playlists for the special occasions, new parenting stories, dos and don'ts for expecting dads, and even a whole chapter dedicated to beef brisket!

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